I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Sunday, 15 September 2013
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Hi, I have big feet.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do.
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? Could I Make That 11?
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Do you believe guys think with their dick? Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
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Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
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Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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