Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Sunday, 15 September 2013
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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Hi, I have big feet.
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
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If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
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