There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Friday, 20 September 2013
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Hi, I have big feet.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
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Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.
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