Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
Friday, 20 September 2013
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Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
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Wanna screw?
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If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
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Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
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Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! How much do ya got?
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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