You remind me of a Twinky: Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth."
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
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Wanna screw?
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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So, you're a girl huh?
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! How much do ya got?
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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.
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Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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Hi, I have big feet.
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