Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Friday, 20 September 2013
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So, you're a girl huh?
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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