I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
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I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
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Do you believe guys think with their dick? Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
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