Your ex was just too stupid to not admit that there was no flower in the gardens in heaven and Earth that are as beautiful as you.
Saturday, 14 September 2013
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Hi, I have big feet.
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I'm sterile.
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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? Could I Make That 11?
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
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