Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Friday, 20 September 2013
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Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
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I'm sterile.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? Could I Make That 11?
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
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So, you're a girl huh?
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Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
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Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! How much do ya got?
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