Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Saturday, 14 September 2013
Related Post
Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle
...
Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
...
I'm sterile.
...
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
...
I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
...
I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
...
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
...
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
...
Ya know, if Ivanna Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. And if Ivanna Trump married Chris Rock, she'd be Ivanna Rock. If Ivanna Trump Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.
...
Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
...
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)