Can I get you a cold banana?
Saturday, 14 September 2013
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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Do you believe guys think with their dick? Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? Could I Make That 11?
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
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Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
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Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
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