Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Friday, 20 September 2013
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If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
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Do you believe guys think with their dick? Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
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Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
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