Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Friday, 20 September 2013
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Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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May I flirt with you?
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
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Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do.
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