I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....
Friday, 20 September 2013
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Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
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Wanna screw?
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So, you're a girl huh?
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Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
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Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? Could I Make That 11?
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
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