Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle
Friday, 20 September 2013
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? Could I Make That 11?
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May I flirt with you?
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
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