I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
Friday, 20 September 2013
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So, you're a girl huh?
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Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
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I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....
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Ya know, if Ivanna Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. And if Ivanna Trump married Chris Rock, she'd be Ivanna Rock. If Ivanna Trump Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.
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Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.
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If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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