Ya know, if Ivanna Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. And if Ivanna Trump married Chris Rock, she'd be Ivanna Rock. If Ivanna Trump Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.
Friday, 20 September 2013
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Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
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I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
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If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
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Wanna screw?
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? Could I Make That 11?
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Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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