Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Wednesday, 18 September 2013
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Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
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Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
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I'm sterile.
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? Could I Make That 11?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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