I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??
Sunday, 15 September 2013
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
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Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
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So, you're a girl huh?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
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Ya know, if Ivanna Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. And if Ivanna Trump married Chris Rock, she'd be Ivanna Rock. If Ivanna Trump Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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