Did you know that I asked the devil for a condom and he gave me three. I asked him for a dime and he gave me a dollar. I asked him for a blowjob and he pointed at you...
Sunday, 15 September 2013
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I'm sterile.
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
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I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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That's how you Hardcore Lesbian SEX!
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