Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
Friday, 20 September 2013
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Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
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Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
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Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? Could I Make That 11?
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I'm sterile.
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
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