Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Saturday, 14 September 2013
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Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
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Hi, I have big feet.
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If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! How much do ya got?
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I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....
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