Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Saturday, 14 September 2013
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
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I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....
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I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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I'm sterile.
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Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
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