Friday, 20 September 2013
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Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
...Hi, I have big feet.
...May I flirt with you?
...Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
...I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
...Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
...I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
...Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
...Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
...Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
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