There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
Sunday, 15 September 2013
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Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.
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Wanna screw?
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
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Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! How much do ya got?
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Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
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Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle
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I'm sterile.
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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Hi, I have big feet.
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