Saturday, 14 September 2013
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
...Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
...Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
...Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
...Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
...My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
...You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
...Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
...Ya know, if Ivanna Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. And if Ivanna Trump married Chris Rock, she'd be Ivanna Rock. If Ivanna Trump Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.
...Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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