Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!
Sunday, 15 September 2013
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Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do.
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Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
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Ya know, if Ivanna Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. And if Ivanna Trump married Chris Rock, she'd be Ivanna Rock. If Ivanna Trump Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
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