Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants.
Saturday, 14 September 2013
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Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! How much do ya got?
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
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Hi, I have big feet.
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Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
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Wanna screw?
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.
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