I think you just stole something. My heart.
Sunday, 15 September 2013
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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I'm sterile.
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....
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