I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
Sunday, 15 September 2013
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I'm sterile.
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Hi, I have big feet.
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Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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Ya know, if Ivanna Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. And if Ivanna Trump married Chris Rock, she'd be Ivanna Rock. If Ivanna Trump Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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That's how you Hardcore Lesbian SEX!
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May I flirt with you?
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