May I flirt with you?
Friday, 20 September 2013
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If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
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I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
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Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! How much do ya got?
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? Could I Make That 11?
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Hi, I have big feet.
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Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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