Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Saturday, 14 September 2013
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
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So, you're a girl huh?
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
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Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do.
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Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
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Hi, I have big feet.
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
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