Damn, I know you are not on four legs, but you look faster than a cheetah.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....
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Do you believe guys think with their dick? Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Most people like to watch the cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
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Hi, I have big feet.
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Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
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Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! How much do ya got?
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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