Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
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Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle
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Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
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Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do.
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
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Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
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