Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
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Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
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Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle
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I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
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