I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Saturday, 14 September 2013
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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Hi, I have big feet.
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
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I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
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