Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!
Sunday, 15 September 2013
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Ya know, if Ivanna Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. And if Ivanna Trump married Chris Rock, she'd be Ivanna Rock. If Ivanna Trump Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
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