You should stop drinking! Because you are driving me home.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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So, you're a girl huh?
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May I flirt with you?
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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I'm sterile.
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
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Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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Do you believe guys think with their dick? Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
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