You know, its girls like you that make me wish I were a lesbian.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
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I'm sterile.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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May I flirt with you?
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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
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Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! How much do ya got?
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Ya know, if Ivanna Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. And if Ivanna Trump married Chris Rock, she'd be Ivanna Rock. If Ivanna Trump Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....
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Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
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