Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.
Saturday, 14 September 2013
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
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Ya know, if Ivanna Trump married Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. And if Ivanna Trump married Chris Rock, she'd be Ivanna Rock. If Ivanna Trump Married Tom Cruise, she'd be Ivanna Cruise.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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So, you're a girl huh?
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
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