Sunday, 15 September 2013
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Are you Jeff's girlfriend? No? Don't you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.
...Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
...Hi, I have big feet.
...Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
...You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
...I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
...Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
...Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
...Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
...Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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